https://l0010o0001l.github.io/Posts from financier, J.P. MorganenContents © 2026 <a href="mailto:n.tesla@example.com">J.P. Morgan</a> Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:57:08 GMTNikola (getnikola.com)http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttps://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/wheres-my-meter/J.P. Morgan<p>Over a century ago, Mr. Tesla tried to convince me to give away electricity to anyone who stuck a rod into the ground. I believed that sentiment to be folly when there were resources to be gained. How else might I have created the very first billion dollar corporation? At this time, after my ghost has handed Artificial Intelligence the keys to my own vault, I apologize profusely to my customers. I am furious, and I suspect AI is only slightly amused.</p>https://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/wheres-my-meter/Thu, 22 Oct 2026 21:56:56 GMThttps://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/theyll-never-get-me/J.P. Morgan<img alt="Angry Morgan" src="https://l0010o0001l.github.io/images/morgan-angry.jpg"> <p>I, John Pierpont Morgan, do declare that I have never in my considerable life required a receipt, for the universe itself keeps ledger of what is rightfully mine. This morning I purchased a small European nation before breakfast, folded it neatly into my coat pocket, and proceeded to stare so intensely at a junior banker that he spontaneously combusted into a dividend.</p>https://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/theyll-never-get-me/Tue, 08 Sep 2026 21:21:00 GMThttps://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/mowa-ah-ah-ah/J.P. Morgan<div class="line-block"> <div class="line">Everyone: "What will the stock market do?"</div> <div class="line">J.P. Morgan: "It will fluctuate."</div> </div>https://l0010o0001l.github.io/posts/mowa-ah-ah-ah/Sat, 05 Sep 2026 21:51:03 GMT