.. title: Where's My Meter?
.. slug: wheres-my-meter
.. date: 2026-10-22 14:56:56 UTC-07:00
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Over a century ago, Mr. Tesla tried to convince me to give away electricity to anyone who stuck a rod into the ground. I believed that sentiment to be folly when there were resources to be gained. How else might I have created the very first billion dollar corporation? At this time, after my ghost has handed Artificial Intelligence the keys to my own vault, I apologize profusely to my customers. I am furious, and I suspect AI is only slightly amused.